Children of Bighand
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BH, CUTIE PIE, and CANKLES are the hybrid children of a fifty-foot tall ape named BIGHAND and their human mother. BH has a very big head and a huge brain. Cutie Pie, a female, has gigantic arms and hands, and Cankles has giant legs and feet. When they stack up, they become a mega ape that rivals the size of their father - who they believed was killed by the army when they were only babies. Once they learn that he is a living captive of the army, who the army has programmed to be used as a remote controlled, biological weapon - they set out on a quest to free their father from his enslavers. The army programs Bighand to terminate his own children, and a monster fight between Bighand and his children ensues, showcasing the trio's unique fighting style and abilities. Once his children turn Bighand to disobey his army controllers, the army sends another giant monster to retrieve Bighand and to terminate his children. But even if Bighand and his children survive a fight with the bounty hunter monster, even if Bighand rampages toward military headqarters and his handlers, there is always that nuclear implant in Bighand's brain that the army is more than willing to detonate if they lose control of their ultimate weapon. If the children of Bighand are captured, do they have the willpower to resist torture & trauma based mind control? Or will they walk the path of their father as slaves and biological, remote controlled weapons of war?
Rudy,
I'm sorry, but I think with all the noise in here people just missed something really funny.
Did you just Bighand's girlfriend's name is "Milfa"? As in M.I.L.F. with an A. (which, presumably stands for "ape')?
-Rob
Gee, PatsyJay it sure is funny that Bighand is the only favorite in your profile and that Sheliah is your only friend and you both just happen to be 28 years old. Give us a break!
bornieo! what a gross imagination! i like it. She (Milfa) does kegles, so she's back to normal now, but yes, during her pregnancy, the kids kind of just fell out quite a few times and had to be scooped back in before they were fully formed and born into our world!
I think its a cool concept - weird but cool. I just can't help but think of the poor woman "doing it" with Big-hand - ouch!! Wow - those babies must've been birthed through a rather "giving" canal. Good luck.
Thanks for loving my crazy comics, rbr. Your comic urbis fairie was the coolest, i voted for it, and its at the top of my list for the zuda invitational, right underneath CHILDREN OF BIGHAND (hey, my comic is eligible until i take first so i might as well vote for CHOB and list it on my top ten comics to be invited back for the july competition!)! add me to your lists, everybody! and VOTE FOR it too. I WANT IT ALL.
*pastyjay, yer welcome. i thought people might be interested enough in the info within troylbowen's posts to make up their own minds about it.
*breaks have been pumped, kjelshus.
*peace, rkb, has been achieved. check out my beef squashing post to troylbowen on his page (the GOLDEN comic), and also his beef squashing reply (i won't dare copy and paste today).
*mpd, thank you for the apology! forgiven!
*trolling, me am like the joke zuda subvermission you am inventoid! thank you for nothing! SUBVERmission am good word! me am invented it, not you! not true.
All your ideas are crazy, Rudy -- I guess that's why I like 'em! :) Love that final image of all the apes forming a Super Ape (but still remaining distinct at the same time).
Rudis, I thank you for posting about bighand hater. Why shouldnt we all know who did it? And everyone knows that if it was done at troylbowen's work, then he did it or knew that it was going on. If it wasnt him, who ever did it wanted to impress him so its common sence they would brag about it to him.
everyone needs to pump their breaks.
i think Troy has a point about the IP, it's not his fault what his fans post, and you were totally above board in your post no subtext, no kicking someone while there down.
Can I be on both your guys side at the same time, cause I think I am.:)
Sorry! Damn that IS a hard word to say!
@trolling: you made more sense back when you were in the white star league -I thinks.
Me am back to mi georgeous self. Why be am annoynmous star when can be superstar me.
rustyhandpaws can being annoymous star by itself.
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FREE IDEA
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Me am anxiously awaiting Rudey's next subvermission after BigHand looses his grip. So here am free idea to be using:
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An intergalactic bounty hunter who is part collie named. . .
Son of a Bitch
Mpd57 and restyourpads, hold it for a minute. you are reading alot of subtext into my post. i was VERY careful not to kick the man while he was down, neither did i accuse him of anything. he says it was his fellow employess and i am not arguing with him. I didn't add any snappy replies or challenges to his words, i simply reposted his end of the story on my page for the sake of closing that chapter of the bighand hater stuff on my page. little did i know you guys were going to project motives onto my copy and pasting, since i provided NONE. i felt like his post was the end of a very intriguing incident on zuda, that many people were arguing about HERE, and his comments gave closure to the arguments about who WAS bighand hater. i know not everybody who pays close attention to this page, reads every page looking for entertainment in the talkbacks, so people who might have been interested in the bighand chatter might not have been exposed to troylbowen's final say on the subject. for people who like this page, i simply copy and pasted the end of the little scandal. i didn't think for a second that copy and pasting troylbowen's own public posts on the subject would in any way damage him. MPD, you need to read my post about it again, and pay attention to the restraint. i was VERY careful in my post NOT to do any of the things you've just accused me of, so you need to back up for a second and STOP PROJECTING mean spiritedness out of me, when there was none present. i didn't tease troylbowen, i didn't accuse him of anything. I certainly added no dirt kicking subtext. troylbowen's posts shed light on the end of the mystery, and i reposted his comments here. that is all. i responsibly and respectfully reported what he had to say about it on my page, where the subject was a hot topic.
restyourpads, i've always been paranoid. i never accused troylbowen of anything. i reposted three of his most recent comments on my page. i didn't say anything, all i did was copy and paste something of interest to my readers over here on my page. they are troylbowen's words and insights into a scandal that i never thought was a big deal to begin with - my theory was that bighand hater was a fed. my concern was that bighand hater was using fed tactics. paranoid and delusional? yes. but for you to put words in my mouth and pretend that i accused troylbowen of anything is a LIE. I copy and pasted, and i was very careful in my wording not accuse him of anything. I still haven't accused him of anything and i am not going to. the both of you owe me an apology for your slanderous projections, especially you Mpd57. for somebody with such insightful and spot on critiques, you've really made a huge mistake on this one and you need to re-read my post about troylbowen's words objectively, without projecting petty motives onto me that are not there.
You know rudis, I thought we were having some fun here. I little ribbing back & forth. You even said "It's all in fun, right?" Well, I guess you got slammed one too many times & couldn't take it because now you've turned into a delusional, paranoid little man. You're blaming troylbowen for the conspiracy against you when there isn't even one to begin with! Bigfoot Hater is SO over, yet you just have to keep rehashing it don't you? You and your little minions (rob & Dshide) need to get a life! If you can't take the heat, get out of the competition!
I like you and your work Rudy but re-posting Troy's comments here doesn't make you look too good either. You really ought to pull yourself above this kind of thing and draw a line under it. Using the talkbacks to kick people, even if you think they've kicked you, is pointless and destructive AND it won't help either of you win. At the end of the day DC is a company that is offering you and everyone else who draws and writes a chance to work for them. That's a pretty big 'prize'. But don't make the mistake of thinking of it as a prize - this is a job interview! I feel sure DC editors don't sit around thinking "hmmm he's an entertaining idiot - let's give him a job" (otherwise I'd be Editor-In-Chief by now)- like any other employer they want to see people who can a) show up on time and b) do the job! They might want to be pals later, but I don't think it's going to be very high on their agenda! You are 'on show' all of the time you on this site, in front of us 'the audience', in front of Ron, Kwanza, etc at Zuda, the people at DC, the big cheeses higher up at Warner Bros. maybe. Maybe it's time to remember to try and at least act professionally, then maybe we might get a chance to BE professional later. I'm not saying this shouldn't be fun for everyone involved, but there's fun and then there's fun. Let's have fun! Vote for Bighand! Vote for Golden! Vote for who you like! If someone hates you, give them some love back, it'll hurt 'em more (I'm getting confused now. I'm going to have to lie down)!!!
it's cool as hell, isn't it trolling???
So I changed my avatar so I could have multiple personalities now.
For anybody who still cares about Bighand hater - The BIGHAND HATER mystery identity has been identified by troylbowen himself (creator of golden, this months competitor) as somebody posting from his IP adress. In bowen's words from his page -
"I just got an email from Zuda editorial. Despite all comments to the contrary they now say that comments by people that support Golden and happen to have the same IP address as me (think employees) may be detrimental to my participation in this competition.
I guess it just isn't fair for them to make comments that some people don't like!
That is all there is to it on my side. I feel at this point like the competition is almost pointless. Why would I believe that even if by some stroke of amazing happenings I came out a winner that there would be any type of a workable relationship. I also feel like there is not really much use submitting any further comics because if they have these types of feelings I would ever stand a chance of making it back into the contest again. I won't ever quit, not in my nature and I will fight tooth and nail to get as far as I can. Just kind of defeating to think about the future given their perceptions or attitude."
rkb, if death threats are the signal that i've made it big, then i can't wait! (but if actually being tortured to death or whatever is meant to follow the death mail, that'll suck). I can't believe you told somebody they looked like the baby of michael moore and dan rather - you basically said he looked like a cross between jaba the hutt and the emperor. if somebody told me that i would slit my wrists and jump in front of a train.
(DISCLAIMER i won't ACTUALLY do that, stealyourpads/everybody. you'll have to come up with something unique and far more insulting than that if you want me to kill myself. my tolerance for insults is pretty high).
p.s. whats the frequency, kenneth?
Rudis: Sooner or later your going to end up with those death threats, that's how you'll know you finally made it into the big time.
I myself have never sent anyone anything that hardcore. Although, I once sent a letter to a comic creator saying he must be the metaphysical bastard spawn of a dirt road union between Michael Moore and Dan Rather, so I have my mean moments, but this comment section is just too fun!!!!
restyourpads, yer more than welcome here on the most insignificant/hottest/sexiest/sickest/entertaining spot in the universe, whether yer going by bighand hater or restyourpads. but change your vote to children of bighand as tribute, please. This page is entertaining, but your hero, the creator of Golden, troylbowen - has abandoned you here. I saw on HIS page that he promised his fans he wouldn't be showing up on other competitor's pages anymore. Tell him he's invited back anytime to the funnest letters page in the history of comics. vote for CHOB!
Exactly Rudy! Unfortunately, celebrities can do any thing they please, including robbing babies/kids from their parents. Why? I have no clue other than the ridiculous amounts of money they have.
My whole take on the Restyourpads things...he's Bin Laden! It was also on TMZ.
I added "I am not Almostgottazoo" to my profile as soon as I read DShide's comments. LOL! Got you guys talkin' didn't it? It is no secret that I came here to vote for Golden & I support Golden and will therefore defend Golden. Why, because it is my favorite! As several of you have pointed out, Bighand's talkback page is very entertaining. Who could resist joining in on the fun? If you want to think I am Almostgottazoo or Bighand Hater or everyone else that is my age or has a white star for their avatar, go ahead. I could care less. I will continue to post & you can all hash out your secret spy, sabotage, James Bond theories all you want. In my opinion, you are all a little too insignificant to go to all that trouble for! For all it's worth...I think rudis should get paid in bananas instead of money. Oh, zap! No you didn't!!!!!!
But Dusty, the Children aren't even orphans - they still live with their mother...I guess that doesn't stop celebs like madonna or angelina jolie though, so i don't doubt TMZ's info.
Lol, I love the controversy and zaniness this comic has brought to Zuda...so I'm going to do my best to continue it...
Rumor has it that "Brangelina" (that's Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie) are seeking to adopt the Children of Bighand 0_0 it's true, saw it on TMZ.
hey vakesh, do it! i mean please, you SHOULD do it. vote for me based on the comments. i want to keep it up for a year too. Look, if the comments are more entertaining than not just my comic, but more entertaining to you than every comic on zuda this month, then voting for them is totally justified. I condone it!
Be a trend setter, Vakesh! Vote for the comments, vote for Children of Bighand.
*Dshide, i did indeed check out the profiles. on restyourpads profile, it reads something like I AM NOT ALMOSTGOTTAZOO. funny that the more serious allegation that restyourpads is the notorious BIGHAND HATER goes unchallenged by restyourpads. i just thought restyourpads was A LITTLE TOO defensive of bighand hater, and that made their voices register as the same person to me. its a scandal, its a conspiracy! its also not that big of a deal, but lets bust his balls anyway for being so obvious about it!
Hi Rudis.
I have to tell you man,
I feel like voting for your
title. this comes not from the
strength of the comic.
I find Your comments and replies
entertaining.
Laugh out loud funny.
I feel like voting for
your title just to read your posts
for one entire year.
Take care man.
What is an IP address?
Every device connected to the public Internet is assigned a unique number known as an Internet Protocol (IP) address. IP addresses consist of four numbers separated by periods (also called a 'dotted-quad') and look something like 127.0.0.1.
Since these numbers are usually assigned to internet service providers within region-based blocks, an IP address can often be used to identify the region or country from which a computer is connecting to the Internet. An IP address can sometimes be used to show the user's general location.
Because the numbers may be tedious to deal with, an IP address may also be assigned to a Host name, which is sometimes easier to remember. Hostnames may be looked up to find IP addresses, and vice-versa. At one time ISPs issued one IP address to each user. These are called static IP addresses. Because there is a limited number of IP addresses and with increased usage of the internet ISPs now issue IP addresses in a dynamic fashion out of a pool of IP addresses (Using DHCP). These are referred to as dynamic IP addresses. This also limits the ability of the user to host websites, mail servers, ftp servers, etc. In addition to users connecting to the internet, with virtual hosting, a single machine can act like multiple machines (with multiple domain names and IP addresses).
Yes I am indeed a maniac. I like to flip flop between witty genius, to inane insanity. The fun really starts when you can't tell which one I'm going for. Although there is always a bit of truth in my sarcasm. Go check out the profiles of those I mentioned. They are a bit to similar for me. That and I don't think Troy likes me now for suggesting the votes that moved him above Steve are bogus. There is a "argument" in the forums about this subject. I'll relinquish my insanity on your talk back for now.
So remember down with capitalism and Vote for Big Hand.
*sheilah, you are a really cool girlfriend.
*kjelshus is a really good friend.
*albatross, when i make it into the top two i'm going to ask you for your vote.
*icepickjones, the first thing i look at when i seriously evaluate an illustrator's worth is the way they draw knuckles. i'm glad i'm not the only one, funny how we have opposite tastes in knuckles.
*trolling, don't you dare back off from teasing me. I deserve it.
*re-evolve, welcome to the sickest spot on zuda. thank you for the quick crit.
*Dshide, yer a maniac. Glad yer on my side now, pal.
*Rob berry, the most powerful man on zuda.
Houston I think we have a problem, I'm now starting to think Restyourpads, Bighand Hater, and AlmostaZoo are the same person. Very similar speech, all hate the same thing, all love the same thing. Any one else of the same mind. Also if you look at Golden's page most of those saying AlmostaZoo sent me sound eerily similar. Maybe some one is using a school computer, and multiple accounts to win Troy's big kid pic. This is also the same picture Restyourpads has defended more than once. Frequent contributor called it a pro down syndrome pic. Zuda if your listening and I'm right about all those peoples IP belonging to say the same public library or college, do something. If not maybe I'm paranoid, but then again there is no such thing as coincidence.
RESTYOURPADS: I love that you repeatedly speak of Karma and what goes around comes around, and all the Wiccan mumbo jumbo. Have you paid no attention to the fact YOU are the only one here receiving negative Karma. So I say heed you own words, what goes around does indeed come around. I think I see something negative in your future. Although negative for you might be positive for the rest of us. So why don't you make up for your bad Karma by changing your vote to Big Hand. Vote for Big Hand it's the only way to save yourself from negative Karma now.
Vote for Big Hand (yes I said it three times for a reason, I'm invoking the power of three, if you are a Wiccan you know what this means.) TeeHeeeHeee.
I like the monkey Voltron concept and I thought the panel with Big Hand under the pentagon was funny. Needs more texture though, lot of empty space.
troylbowen, i guess i did lose control of my page today, but i'm fine with that. squat here and fight about bighand hater all you want. i thought his name was clever, but i also thought he was a fed. i think stealyourpads defends him a little too much (because they are the same person, hello!) I'm glad rob is playing security and here is why, it demonstrates the great and secret power that rob berry carries here. this is rob's site, and if he says somebody has to exit zuda, the gatekeepers make it happen. I want that kind of power in my corner, so rob, i apologize for basically calling you a snitch, by screaming that i wasn't one. its different when you do it. it isn't snitching. its pull. this is your house. would they have kicked bighand hater off if i'd have complained - after all i've gotten away with (according to stealyourpads?) no. just like they didn't kick me off when stealyourpads tried to inform on me a few inches, maybe a foot down. and you really should be ashamed of yourself, stealyourpads, for screaming at rob that he's a snitch when you tried to get me kicked off my own comment bar in retaliation for the vanishing of the most notorious villain in zuda history. you are the snitch here, stealyourpads. but yer welcome here anyway. vote for my comic.
*RKB, i have received ZERO death threats and ZERO HATE MAIL. but no love letters either.
I do want to point out as well that a new user might very well come in with no idea, completely love one idea, hate another and then decide to create what some consider a negative name toward another comic. I don't see anything wrong with that to be honest and I think others have said the same thing. Dropping it now. Back to Rudy. This is his page.
DUH! Bighand Hater got kicked off because of their user name. Plain & simple! Now can we drop it please & get back to the beastiality remarks!!
EVERYONE: READ THIS QUICK BEFORE ROB SQUEELS ON ME & GETS ME KICKED OFF!! Here we go again (Rob) with the 5 paragraph commentary! It's great that you are Rudy & Neil's defender and are kissing Troy's butt trying to make it all better too. Thank goodness you "smacked" BigHand Hater down for them. Next time you might want to try a new approach and not be the tattle tail of the talk back section. What did BigHand Hater post that was so bad? "Like Borat says: Vote for Bighand.......NOT!" That's what you call horrible, nasty, mean spirited & specious? That's the reason you repoted BigHand Hater? What are you, one of the Care Bears?? There might be a market for a tattle tail bear...oh, wait...there is a bear in Troy's comic. See it's Karma man. What goes around comes around. Hey, that's what I'm going to name my nexy comic... KARMA -MAN!!
I don't profess to know how it works either, Troy, but I'm trying to point out that Zuda, the guys who do know about these things, are responsible for the decision to remove "BIGHAND HATER" and that must have come from something other than snarky responses or Rudy's alleged disapproval and my admitted report to feedback.
Something was fishy there, and it seems even fishier that Ron or Dave haven't commented on it yet.
We should all bear in mind that they may NOT be able to comment on it. It might be a thing that, from a responsible and legal viewpoint, is just better dropped. I respect that, but I don't want to see Rudy blamed for it when it was my own actions that might've put them on the case.
And I don't want to people thinking it's because of some perceived "special relationship" with the editors. The feedback section of Zuda DOES work and is monitored. They may not be able to respond right away, but they're always watching it. People running into flamers and other problem posters should feel like they have a normal and well-monitored area to report things to.
-Rob
I don't want to bog down rudy's page with this so maybe I will post more over in the boards but I do question your use of the IP identity thing. That is very strange. IPs from corporations, medium or small businesses and even homes with multiple family members using the same connection all usually just have one external IP address that they hit the world with. So to say that each IP must be unique is odd to me. Because if one family has 10 family members all sharing one connection they all have the same external IP address. So are we saying they cannot each register and vote? Like I said maybe this is something for the other boards but that struck me as odd.
Hmmnn.
Just got back to the computer and looked over recent developments and it seems some of this definitely requires response.
Some of the debate on these issues is spread through the talkback sections (a good thing, I think) but since most of it occurred here and since Rudy and Neil both seem to be the injured parties, I'll begin here and link it.
I've no power. At least, I've no power that is my own and not shared by every Zudite.
Earlier today a new member came on and signed into the site as "BIGHAND HATER." I mentioned how peculiar that was that someone should waste their IP identity on just disliking one comic. It seemed to me then that the external marketing of competitors at Zuda, a very vital and interesting aspect of the site, had denigrated itself and that people were coming into the site with no real interest other than flaming. Flaming is, of course, a vital and dynamic aspect of how people use web 2.0 and, no matter how unproductive, unimportant, uneducated, self-centered and inconclusive the comments of flamers are on sites like this one they still exist (and unfortunately flourish) in any kind of a democratic and open exchange.
Trying to support Rudy I noticed and smacked BIGHAND HATER for the poster's enmity and moved on. In an open environment loud voices should be challenged. I expect it and get it myself, so it's fair to give it back.
So then I went to the ACTION, OHIO site to hear what was going on there and found BIGHAND HATER again offering derision that seemed uncalled for and all to familiar.
Troy, author of GOLDEN, offered some response to that "HATER" message and, while I answered his response, I don't want him or anyone else to feel like I'm implying his involvement with the "HATER" fiasco. (sorry, Troy, I never would've mentioned you if I'd have known where this might go.)
Zuda has a function through which each of us can click on a member's icon and bring up their profile. i did this and found that "BIGHAND HATER", a brand new member had the same profile information as another recent poster who had been noted for bringing in new members to support one particular comic in this month's competition.
This is a good thing. The Zuda model encourages people to reach out to their internet friends and turn them on to Zuda whether it be for one comic or sixty. The use a significant amount of man-power hours to create a page full of company-approved banners that fans can link to other sites. By and large this is a "hub site" for new webcomics and readers are encouraged to invite friends and creators are encouraged to motive readers.
Noticing the similarities in profile and being disgusted by the nastiness of language in the posts of "BIGHAND HATER" I did the same thing anyone else at Zuda is empowered and encouraged to do; I sent a message through the "feedback" section.
I won't lie to anyone here. Ever.
I've spent some time talking and drinking with some of the "powers-that-be" at Zuda and I have their e-mail addresses. But I used the method we all have available to us.
"I don't how you moderate the comments or talkback or if it's something you've even set into the system as of yet. You might want to take a look at the new user with the obvious and ridiculous handle of 'BIGHAND HATER.' It seems to be causing some tension on the talkbacks."
That was all I said. If that's "ratting-out" then I'm happy to have done it. The comments by this user, no matter what they're identity, were mean-spirited and specious. I'd have argued with them if it was truly worth the time.
I received a response within the half hour and, for anyone who's used the feedback, you probably know that this means I happened to hit a subject already of some concern. There response was simply, "thanks, Rob. We'll look into it."
So then I come home from the studio and find that "BIGHAND HATER" has been booted and I'm like some power-broker while Rudy is some whining rat.
There is a potential, and, recently, unfortunately, a proclivity for meanness on these talkbacks. For chrissakes, let set this straight, some people are attacking the physical attractiveness of one of the contestants girlfriends here, in print, on a site that's intended to be about supporting new direction and new opportunities in comics.
That's high school. Less. It's locker-room.
If someone has been booted off of Zuda then it has been Zuda's decision and we should, all of us, be interested in hearing how that decision was reached. Zuda is not in the position to throw members away and it's certainly not in their, nor our, best interest. If "BIGHAND HATER" had been given a warning and their posts had been removed that would imply one thing. It would suggest that a moderator had been set up to remove objectionable posts from the site.
That "BIGHAND HATER" has been removed from the membership implies something else. This is no out-spoken martyr. This is some ill-mannered, self-interested individual who's gaming our system. They were, I suspect, summarily removed because they have the same IP address.
Shouldn't we, as reader/members look out for things like this? Do we want to give voice, and votes, to "haters?"
-Rob
(Almost posted on the wrong account)
Man, I come back to see any responses to what I intended as good natured teasing and I see all the hate crap for Rudy. Makes me want to back off the teasing and be a little serious. Nah.
Sorry about the misspelling Sheilah. It was really a poke at Rudy for using your account. Had a good laugh at his response to it. (Any time you want to tell us about those multiple personalities I'm listening.)
For the record, I believe Rudy is as right about Columbus as those who want to white-wash him (Columbus that is). But sometimes ya gotta go to the other extreme to make some people see the truth. (By the way the Columbus piece was really good.) You would have gotten my vote if you'd posted that instead of BigHand.
To all those out there who hate BigHand, I hated it too. But I hated it because I felt it was derivative, not because I thought it was about bestiality. What's wrong with you lot anyway? It's a fantasy. The ape is fifty feet tall. Did you think it was suppose to be real. Pregnant "Faye Rae" was just an extension of the silliness.
So, even though I didn't like BigHand, I do like Rudy and his work. He's interesting. It's why I keep coming back. And, we're all a little mentally ill anyway (and ape too). So we'll all just ignore restyourpads and his wannapedia entry, and I'll go back to fishin'.
(Artie chokes two for three at Safeway and all misspellings are intential):
Hmmm... I knew when Rudy posted a photo that haters would say things. None of it is going to hurt my feelings at all. And if you really feel the need to compare me to an ape fine. Apes are beautiful creatures to me... Vote for Children of Bighand!!!
almostgottazoo, just between you and me, yer right - its all in fun. I just wanted some sympathy votes, so I pretended like i was scared that sheilah would be sooo mad at me!
whatever, like i didn't plan it all out last night, prepare for any potential outcome of posting her picture. i got her permission, i asked her what about if - people started attacking her to get at me?
she said do it. she said she knew anything they said about her would only be to get at me (rudy) anyway. she said do it,
so i did it , knowing they might call Sheilah a monkey. I did it to entertain you, and i played you all like a fiddle! just like i'm playing the mad genius now just to arouse your anger!
so please, give your sympathy votes, before Sheilah staaabs me to death for posting her picture!
I'm a sociopath! you don't think i planned for this! are you not entertained!?!
vote!
rudiger i was re reading the comic and it made me remember the weird details you put in your drawings back in stillwater...the knuckels in this strip gross me out..realy...if i saw a human with knucks like that i would stare...then politely ask them to wear some gloves
restyourpads, what does bighand hater vanishing from the historical record in the talkbacks have to do with the bad words that've been typed here by myself? couldn't they just replace the letters of the words with stars if it was that bad? since when is stupid a bad or censorable word? and why should i get kicked off just because some fed, some agent provocateur's handle vanished? all he said on my comment bar was "this is good...not."
its not like i informed on him or demanded he be kicked off or anything. he said something nasty to neil kleid, but i doubt neil demanded he be erased either. whats most likely is that he was an fbi agent who was trying to cause trouble, and when i called him on it on neil kleid's talkback, his handleres pulled the plug and he stopped functioning as an agent provacateur! it was the feds who erased him from the historical record, probably, it wasn't even zuda! So really, why are you trying to get me kicked off, restyourpads? why do you identify with bighand hater so much? Are you bighand hater? i don't want to badjacket you as a fed if you aren't, but if i get kicked off you do too. you used all those bad words including the baddest word of all - "stupid" - all in the same sentence - even if it was just to be rat snitch! what are you, nazi youth? remember the playground rules, restyourpads. and vote for my comic when you calm down from your strange obsession with bringing down the children of bighand!
restyourpads: You just did some copy/pasting didn't you???
pads got in a sweet research paper!